January 2012
8 posts
Professional
Hello there! A little shameless self promotion!
My professional persona exists here and there!
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clientsfromhell:
Me: Here are the photographs from the shoot yesterday
Client: Nice shots - I like this one from behind the man. Can you just flip the image so we can see his face and not the back of his head?
Me: You want me to turn him around in the photograph so you can see his face?
Client: Yes - and maybe we can make him black. Do you have Photoshop?
I’ve had a similar request in...
Clients From Hell: Client: The VP did a three hour... →
clientsfromhell:
Client: The VP did a three hour speech that needs to be cut down to 30 minutes and I need a VHS on my desk in a half hour.
Me: I can’t possibly make that deadline. Also, are you sure you don’t want a DVD?
Client: You are so negative! Why can’t you do it?
Me: I can’t cut down a 3 hour…
“It’s a new year. You can be anything you want. You can do anything you want. You...”
– Twitter / @claytoncubitt (via claytoncubitt)
'nother cinemagraph!
mollycrabapple:
Cinemagraph by Brainwomb. I’d been admiring these online- especially the creepy, haunted-house effect it gives a photograph when only bits of it move. I want to see a video installation of cinemagraphs, lining a hallway- each with the eyes following the viewer.
December 2011
11 posts
“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant...”
– Hunter S. Thompson. (via nuvols)
Brainwomb →
My site has now been updated with all my recent video work!
Lovely →
I love the work @silentinfinite produces. The image in this post makes me *SQUEE!*. Lovely, lovely stuff.
Show us your clips →
The folks over at Show Us Your Clips posted the Week in Hell video I did for Molly Crabapple!
Show us your clips →
The folks over at Show Us Your Clips posted the Week in Hell video I did for Molly Crabapple!
http://jessicamullen.com/2011/12/01/we-are-all-chil... →
Jessica Mullen blogged my video for Molly Crabapple’s Week In Hell! (scroll down a bit).
November 2011
6 posts
Rosearik Rikki Simons' Lil' Rhumbaghost: Boobs of... →
rikkisimons:
I’m not going to link to the stupid Atlantic article that declares that women are socially superior to men, because I’m also not going to link to the interview with the famous male author who claims that women are emotionally inferior to men. They’re both walks through the parks of the simple…
School
I walked onto the subway this morning just in time to overhear a young man tell his classmate that “I don’t understand physics, yo!”
At that moment the train lurched forward and stopped suddenly sending the boy careening into one of the subway doors face first and then bouncing him to the floor.
I can’t help but imagine his understanding of physics deepened in this...
October 2011
7 posts
Jhnen VEE: DICKLESS ZOMBIE →
jhonenv:
I was talking recently about the Occupy Wall Street demonstrations and the movement in general and got onto the subject of the people who just honestly don’t give a fuck, for whatever reason, simply don’t give more than a poorly thought out joke to the idea.
Naturally, like many people, I can’t…
“The only way to drive is at top speed, with a car full of whiskey. It takes...”
– Hunter S. Thompson, Postcards From the Proud Highway (via fuckyeahhst)
clientsfromhell:
Client: “I’m looking at using a combined Blue & Red color that is neither Blue or Red. I would appreciate it if you could check with a few printing experts to see if they can suggest anything.”
Me: “Purple. You—you mean purple.”
My videos are on facebook too! →
I has a facebook page!
September 2011
6 posts
Brainwomb Facebook →
Hey! In case you weren’t aware, I has a facebook page!
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“The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for...”
– Hunter S. Thompson on 9/11 (via fuckyeahhst)
Done shooting @mollycrabapple ‘s Week In Hell today! It was amazing! Now to start cutting videos!
August 2011
19 posts
WatchI’m so very happy to announce that my website is up and running!
Please go and check out brainwomb.com! There’s a bit of a longer write-up over on the blog.
Also, please check out the ‘about’ page on the site for links to the facebook page and the twitter feed.
WatchMy good friend over at Robot Hand films is raising funds for their next project! It sounds great! A shut-in with a transdimensional television! Lovely. You can read more about it and donate here.
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clientsfromhell:
Budget meeting with the client who wants to know the specific costs of a project.
Client: There are going to be lots of visual effects.
Me: Like what?
Client: I can’t tell you.
Me: Why?
Client: Because it’s a secret and I don’t want anybody to know about it.
Me: I can’t give you a remotely accurate estimate without more information.
Client: Fine fine [pulling in close,...
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Survival
“Absurdity is the key to surviving in reality”-Reggie Watts
Blog Post-ys →
The oh-so-lovely Silent Infinite has a guest post! It’s wonderful, wonderful stuff!
Copying Other Artists →
claytoncubitt:
“Having shot for many years myself, I know how these things usually happen: the comp proposed by the design firm or ad agency gets the client stuck on exactly the image they see. How the style of the comp has changed over the years has been interesting. To sell ideas and ultimately get clients, pitches now include literal photographic images instead of the line drawings that...
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Aggregating: boo hoo hoo, that professional... →
3liza:
hey jools and other LF bros, allow me to let you in on a little Fashion Secret: complaining about the shape of the models wearing clothes being presented as examples or possibilities is the oldest shit in the book. do you have any idea how much women have to deal with this nonsense on a daily,…
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