December 2009
75 posts
clientsfromhell:
Client: You see where you have a full stop at the end of the first sentence?
Me: Yes.
Client: Can you change it to a comma?
Me: Er, well I can, but you should put a full stop at the end of a sentence.
Client: Oh, that grammar stuff is very old fashioned.
clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you un-blur the background on this photo?
Me: Unblur?
Client: Yeah, I want the whole image to be super sharp. I don’t particularly care for that whole deep field thing you keep telling me about.
Me: You mean depth of field?
Client: Yeah, whatever. Just unblur it.
Me: That’s impossible.
Client: I’ve seen it done on CSI.
A thought experiment on the human cost of Security...
mollycrabapple:
claytoncubitt:
I’m not a mathematician, but here goes:
Richard Reid, aka the “Shoe Bomber” death toll: 0 Average number of airline passengers in the United States annually: 660 million, or 5.28 billion since Richard Reid lit his shoe on fire in December of 2001, resulting in the TSA rule that passengers take off shoes in security lines at airports. Assuming an average amount...
Sabrina Chap on piano! Rogizoid on stage! Dr. Sketchy’s turns four on a snowy day in December 2009. Booze! Burlesque! Cupcakes! 4 more years! Music performed by Sabrina Chap(www.sabrinachap.com) Animation by Smo Video by Keith Jenson
There are a lot of different projects that sex workers and our allies must work...
– From Dacia’s Speech (via spreadmagazine) (via amberlrhea)
this is not something anyone should be able to argue with, seriously.
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Incidental Inspiration
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Yay.
People I Hate
- everyone but you
- you
Reblogged from ubergrid/trixiebedlam
Jonathan Glazer makes my eyes smile.