Keith Jenson: Archive

clientsfromhell: Client: You see where you have a full stop at the end of the first sentence? Me: Yes. Client: Can you change it to a comma? Me: Er, well I can, but you should put a full stop at the end of a sentence. Client: Oh, that grammar stuff is very old fashioned.

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

clientsfromhell: Client: Can you un-blur the background on this photo? Me: Unblur? Client: Yeah, I want the whole image to be super sharp. I don’t particularly care for that whole deep field thing you keep telling me about. Me: You mean depth of field? Client: Yeah, whatever. Just unblur it. Me: That’s impossible. Client: I’ve seen it done on CSI.

Dec 29th

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A thought experiment on the human cost of Security...

mollycrabapple: claytoncubitt: I’m not a mathematician, but here goes: Richard Reid, aka the “Shoe Bomber” death toll: 0 Average number of airline passengers in the United States annually: 660 million, or 5.28 billion since Richard Reid lit his shoe on fire in December of 2001, resulting in the TSA rule that passengers take off shoes in security lines at airports. Assuming an average amount...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Watch

Sabrina Chap on piano! Rogizoid on stage! Dr. Sketchy’s turns four on a snowy day in December 2009. Booze! Burlesque! Cupcakes! 4 more years! Music performed by Sabrina Chap(www.sabrinachap.com) Animation by Smo Video by Keith Jenson

Dec 21st

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“There are a lot of different projects that sex workers and our allies must work...”

– From Dacia’s Speech (via spreadmagazine) (via amberlrhea) this is not something anyone should be able to argue with, seriously. (via champagnecandy) (via mollycrabapple)

Dec 19th

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