Client: The VP did a three hour speech that needs to be cut down to 30 minutes and I need a VHS on my desk in a half hour.
Me: I can’t possibly make that deadline. Also, are you sure you don’t want a DVD?
Client: You are so negative! Why can’t you do it?
Me: I can’t cut down a 3 hour…
hate dealing with unreasonably stupid people...unreasonable deadlines they set.